Nina Amazing

Hi, I’m Wayne

ninaamazing — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 09:44:36 +0000

After hangin’ out at the Clinic and getting their Buckfast fix, Randy and Rodrigo decided to go for a stroll down the road.

Randy: “WTF, these posters are EVERYWHERE!”

Randy looked up from array of posters littered on the ground, to see some nut job with a red bow tie.

“Hi I’m Wayne”, said the red bow tied bastard. “Can I have a minute of your time to speak to you about the atrocitites caused by areolas? Did you know that they are evil? That they are eyes into the soul of the devil? We must fight them. Join us.”Randy: “What’s in it for me, Wayne?”Wayne: “A six pack of Buckfast and guns.”

Randy: “Sweet, I’m in! Just one thing, Rodrigo and I don’t wear shirts….so what about our areolas? Are they evil too?”

Wayne: “No, no….male HAIRYolas are fine. It’s just the woman folk that posses the evil, eye-shaped areolas. Devil eyes they are. Now, go talk to Lucinda at the booth, she’ll sign you up and sort you out.”

A.R.E?!

ninaamazing — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 21:32:53 +0000

Randy left Rodrigo to ogle over Frony and turned back to the Buckfast Clinic, when he noticed that the store was littered with posters.

After picking up a poster from the ground he studied it and felt both confused and enraged at the same time. “Whatever this is, it looks SERIOUS.”

He then noticed that some MORON had placed the food for the stray cats all over Nadia Narcolepto! “It’s supposed to go on the mat you idiots!” Randy stomped back into the clinic. The kitty cats remained completely unfazed. Munch, munch, munch…

BLAH….BLAH….BLAH

ninaamazing — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:22:46 +0000

Long after going AWOL for the Buckfast bottle, Randy eventually found solace in his old Buckfast Clinic stomping grounds. After throwin’ back a few he was finally able to relax and forget all about the Agent Orange Division and flying DOUCHEotovs. While chillin’ on the footpath, he came across Tony Not-So-Little (TNSL), Francis and their baby Frony. And boy, was Rodrigo ever in love with the baby! Stare much?!

TNSL went ON and ON about Frony. About the delivery, how much he weighed, the colour of his poop….BLAH…BLAH…BLAH…Seriously, Randy couldn’t give a shit! To add to this annoyance, Francis strolled up littered with purchases from the Christmas Shop.

Francis: “OMG you guys, you better get in there! There’s a GREAT sale on Christmas ornaments on right now. Christmas is only 286 days away, you know!?!!”

Randy felt the onset of another RANDY-page…and thought to himself: “These dickweeds are lucky they have a child or I’d crack this bottle over both of their heads”.
Instead, he settled for saying aloud “Your baby smells and my bottle is dry. Adios amigos!” And he turned to go back into the clinic. Oh shit look, Ms. Nadia Narcolepto has fallen asleep in front of the door, AGAIN!!

No Buckfast?!!

ninaamazing — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 11:06:49 +0000

Being on the receiving end of Lucy’s attitude problem in combination with having finished his bottle of Buckfast, put Randy in such a mood that he decided to leave the battle to get his drink on. Rodrigo tagged along as they searched for the only off license in town. The initial happiness of having found the lonely off licence quickly ended in Randy having to turn his anger knob up a few more notches. NO BUCKFAST?!! Can you say R-R-R-RANDYPAGE?!!

DOUCHEotov Incoming!!!

ninaamazing — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:13:56 +0000

And thus…the battle commences. Phillipee signals the Agent Orange Division to exit the Crab Nebulonian spacecraft with the ritualistic Nebulonian song and dance. Phillipee was NEARLY BLOWN AWAY by the sudden guest appearance of his bongo and maraca idol, Gloria Estefan! Trying to keep his cool, he intermittently glanced over hoping that Gloria would be impressed with his signature “hit the bongo with the maraca” move. However, Gloria found this AND the STUPID cowbell completely annoying! “Who is playing that?!”, she thought. Oh wait a minute…it’s Tootie. Always trying a little TOO hard to fit in, Tootie thought she would finally make friends by striking her cowbell with force. Guess what Tootie?? WRONG!!

Carefully climbing sideways down the spacecraft ladder, The Agent Orange Division slowly makes their way onto the battlefield equipped the GRENeggs, DOUCHEotov cocktails and GRENegg/DOUCHE launchers that were assembled on their high tech factory assembly lines. However, sHEna (from team NOTevilLAND) was very successful at intercepting the Crab Nebulonian landing as sHE focused on blasting them with streaming amounts of creatine and whey powder dust (via her trusty snow blower) to be followed shortly by LOL cake dust. “This will put them all in stitches”, she thought. Meanwhile, with the help of the oompa loompas and uni-legged-roller-Roxy , members of the Fluffy Brigade were being shot into the air with the CATapults and were hugely successful at intercepting the GRENeggs midair! Jeanie-loo-loo, on the other hand, was exquisitely adept at catching the flying DOUCHotovs single handed! TYRAdacyl ,always the astute student in trigonometry, skilfully deflected her double rainbow eye lasers off of Stevie Guttiebergio’s suit, hitting FIL-LOPPee in the back! Score!!

Up on the hill, Sally Sue and Debbie All-Day were not only staying limber but were also accurately deflecting the GRENeggs off of their tight gluteus maximi and onto the collection pillow and into Michelle Bring-me-homey’s solidly held back arch!! Wow! Lucy Lawless, was happily overseeing the entire battle until she noticed Randy swilling a bottle of Buckfast behind her. “ Damn it Randy! You know the rules!! “ Randy pretended to not hear Lucy and continued on with his drinking while Rodrigo sneakily tugged his hand when he wanted a sip. Nadia Narcopleto was just SOOOO sleepy and decided to roll up on the grass knoll for a little snooze. And the battle, yes, it continued….

A woman’s work is never done

ninaamazing — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 15:46:12 +0000

Having secured the support of the Fluffy Brigade, Lucy felt confident to continue with her plan of action. After 5 min of sitting down at Rodrigo’s kitchen table she quickly drafted up an action plan along with some team building messages. Lucy reviewed the plans aloud with the Creatine Crew et al. and felt that something was amiss when she read out the last point??…RODRIGO!!!

Calling 1-800-CUTE-AS-FLUFF

ninaamazing — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 20:35:02 +0000

Lucy Lawless immediately began to devise a plan for the oncoming battle. Knowing that EvilLAND would call upon the Agent Orange Division from the Crab Nebula, Lucy thought it wise that she contact her celestial connections in the Cat’s Eye Nebula. Just one quick ring to 1-800-CUTE-AS-FLUFF and Lucy was instantly chatting to Sergeant Whisker Paws. “OMG Lucy?” said Sergeant Whisker Paws across the delayed connection. “When was the last time we spoke? 2008? Nooooooooo?!!!” After 20 minutes of catching up, Lucy was able to solidify the full support of the Sergeant Whisker Paws and the Fluffy Brigade, and thus was finally able to remove the 50kg weights from off of her shoulders. Uhmmmm….has anyone seen the Tiger balm anywhere?!?

Duh Duh DUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

ninaamazing — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 19:18:57 +0000

The LOL cake seemed to fall in painfully slow motion as the party watched it slip off of the counter and skid across the floor. The group was impressed that Paris’s little arms were able to pack such a big push as the LOL cake slid a whole 2 feet across the floor! The group gathered and looked down, saddened by the delicious banana cream cheese icing that was lost to the floor. What a waste! Oh wait a minute…what’s that? “Beware EvilLAND is going 2 attack”?!! Duh Duh DUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

A Royal Welcome for the Creatine Crew

ninaamazing — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:46:07 +0000

Let the PAR-TAY begin! Rodrigo has graciously offered to host a welcoming party for the Creatine Crew at his house, and as the guests of honour start to arrive, the party gets un-der-way. Stevie Guttiebergio can’t help but stare at the juicy golden rump roast that is Wanda’s behind. Wanda, on the other hand, can’t help but be entranced by all the wonderBRA accoutrements…whey protein….fake tanner….can it get better than this!? TYRAdactyl, is obsessed with counting all of Rodriogo’s self portrait hanging in his kitchen and wonders if his portraits outnumber hers? And then there is PARIS STILTON…..clearly suffering from a severe case of CALORIC ENVY, she sneakily pushes the LOL cake off of the counter. However, this does not go unnoticed by Sally Sue “My LOL Cake”, she cries. And Randy, well Randy, can’t help but think how YET AGAIN, everyone is gathered in the kitchen!!! Happens at EVERY party!!

It’s definitely time for some LOL cake

ninaamazing — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 20:36:17 +0000

After receiving the encrypted double rainbow message from TYRAdactyl (that the Creatine Crew were on their way), Sally Sue decided to bake her mom’s special LOL cake.

Sally Sue just can’t think of anything better than sharin’ some tasty LOL cake with friends. And the best part? The intesnse muscle flexin’ and calorie burnin’ from all of that deep inner-core LOLing….OBVIOUSLY!!